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/∫ Fun w/ gum machines ∫/
/∫ by: ∫/
/∫ Blood Sucker ∫/
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/______________________/
This month I'm back in force with another quality article. . .I first want
to tell you that Cigarette contraband has dropped off by 90% since my last
article. . . Anyway, this month I've decided to show you how to get free items
from your favorite shopping center using cardboard cut-out quarters. . .
Here it is:
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To do this you need the following: ∫ Item ∫ Where to get 'em ∫
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∫ Cardboard ∫ Office/School ∫
∫ Scissors ∫ House ∫
∫ A quarter ∫ Piggy bank ∫
∫ A pen ∫ Hmmm home maybe?:) ∫
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Put a quarter on the carboard. With the pen, trace the
quarter to get a circle on the cardboard. . . Like this:
(ink traced quarters!) /(cardboard)
\ /
\_________________________/
| \ _ _ |
| / \ / \ |
| \_/ \_/ |
| \_______________|____(U cut where you've traced the quarter)
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|_________________________|
Ok now grab the scissors and cut around the quarter or where you've
traced a circle. Now on your cardboard quarter you can write things like:
"Fuck You," "DNA Magazine is The Best, " "Blood is GH0D, " "25õ" or anything
you can think of. . .
The cardboard quarters will work with private vending machines that
resemble this illustration. Try it on various machines, as the worst it will
do is eat your (paper) quarter.
_____________
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
| Items |
\ /
\ /
/ \ /
/ \ /
/ \_____________/
/ / \
(Machine) / --- \
/ \ /--(Insert money)
/ \
/ ----- \
/ \/ ---(Handle)\
/__________________________\
That means that if there's no handle . . . Forget it , it won't work. . .
After you've used your scissors and cardboard . . . You're 25c richer.
Go to the shopping center near you and try 'em in the machines! Caution:
sometimes the quarter get stuck in the slot. . . All you have to do is to
force the handle to turn and maybe you'll be able to turn it more than once
turn it until it stops. . . Maybe the machine will be empty but you'll have
your surprises and candy provisions for life:).
That mean that you can get 23123478 gumballs or whatever for the price of a
cardboard quarter and save over 321$!!!:). If you can't force it to turn then
let it stay stuck and check for another machine!
I did that 1 month ago and the slot was changed. It still had a handle but
the handle did not turn when there was a 25õ in cardboard. . . Those machines
are a minority, so try it.
One day I got a yellow Batman shoestring (Yes, "a" lace, not a pair, just
one. . .) What can i do with this shit? Ah I don't care anyway, 'cause it was
only cardboard. . . I also made a CAN$1.00 and used it on similar
machines, and it worked as well.
If you'd like to tell me what you've punked from those machines or have any
questions , just leave e-mail to blood sucker on digital decay (the phone #
is in the last article.)
-=\ next month: a new weapon! /=-
Life doesn't last long, take advantage of it!
L8a
Blood Sucker
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